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2009-10-09T19:43:00.002+05:30

Dosti hoti hai dilojaan lutane ke lia,

hum apni husti mita dain aap ko paane ke lia,

Bell kerne ki fursat nahi tum ko,

hum sms kerte hain apni yaad dilane key lia.

Dost ne Dil ka haal batana chour diya

Hum ne bhi gehraee main jana chour diya

aap ne sms kerna kya band kiya

Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerna chour diya

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,

gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,

tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,

tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

sham se aankh may nami c hai,

aj phir ap ki kami c hai,

koi sms kero k saans chaley,

nabz kuch der se thami c hai:-)

Ishq mohabat to sabhi karte hain

Gum-e-judai se wo sabhi darte hain

hum to na ishq karte hain, na mohabat karte hain

bas apno ki eik smile ke liye sms karte hain

Wada karo par nibhana sikho,

Chahat dil me rakho par jatana sikho,

u hi kisiko intejar na karvao,

koi agar pyar se sms kare to reply dena sikho…

Waqt to hame bhi bhula chuka hai

muqadar bhi na bhula de

dosti hum isliye nahi karte

kyunki darte hain koi

phir se na rula de

Halki halki barish or mausm suhana hai

Aasman pr kalay badal hain or dil bhi dewana hai

Aik aadh sms hi kr do yar

Kya itna sara balance upar lay kar jana hai..

Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de

humsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de

dost aisa ho

jo zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de

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I woke up a few hours ago, but somehow I feel incomplete til I remembered I haven’t texted u yet. Have a pleasant morning!

Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..

Dil deker dard lena ki humse seekhey..

kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey..

SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey..

Zindagi behaal hai sur hai na taal hai,

kya aap ki sms factory mein hardtaal hai?

kuch sms toh bhejo yaar meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai!By

Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,

plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry

Is qadar hamari DOSTI ka imtehaan na lijye……

Kioo khafa ho yeh bayaan tou kijye……

Kar dejye maaf agar ho gaii ho ghaltii……

U sms na kar k hum ko saza mat dejye

mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,

bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai

or kitna intezar karoon tere sms ka

arey yaar kanjoosi ki bhi koi hudddd hoti hai.

Kya leke aye they,

Kya lekar jaoge,

Mujhe SMS na karke,

Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!

kali se phul banane me kitna waqt lagta hai,

lehro ko kinaro se milne me kitna waqt lagta hai

mobile hai to kar do na sms

karne me kitna waqt lagta hai..

Kya kar rahe ho?

Busy ho?

Kitne busy ho?

Thode ho? ki

bahut ho?

Agar thoda ho to

sms kyo nahi karte ho? aur

agar zyada ho to,

sms kyo padh rahe ho??

Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,

aur Dr ne kaha hai ki khoob sare SMS ki botle charani paregi,

so Please donate SMS, its URGENT….

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2009-10-09T19:31:00.001+05:30

Want A KISS

Plz KISS Me

Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai

Foran Karo

Jaldi Karo Na

U Know KISS

Means

K-Koi

I-Intresting

S-SMS

S-Send Karo

KISS Me!!

Jaam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye,

zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi k jia na jaye,

sms kerny per paisay lagtay hain magar itney nahi kay kia na jaye

Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rehti hai,

Nigah ko kisi surat ki pyas rehti hai,

Tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahin,

Magar tere sms bin tabiyat udaas rehti hai

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,

gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,

tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,

tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

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CHALO sms karo

Pather ki deewaar na tori

pyar bhara dil tor dia

ek rupee ki khatir

tumne SMS karna chor dia

Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho,

1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,

hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,

hamare msg forward kar k naye -naye dost banate ho.

Excuse me…..

What is ur sms account no.??

I want to check…

Some error is there….

Kyonki sms jata to hai…

par aata nahi hai.

U May Be Busy,

U May Be Engaged

With Lots Of Works.

Bt U Hav 1440 Mins Per Day.

Atleast For 1 min

Think That A Sweet Friend Of Ur ’s

Is Waiting 4Ur SMS.

Missing u

9 lessons in life:

Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY…!!!

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2009-10-09T19:21:00.000+05:30

@ who r u …?why do u
keep messaging me…?
who gv u my no……..?
plz never message me again..?
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me na kabhi aisa kaha ..?
nahin na
to messages kar na …?

Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
kabhie meri tarah jiya karo.
roz meri SMS padhke sharam nahin aati
kabhie khud bhi SMS kiya karo !!

aik waqat tha tumaray sms asiay
atay thay
jaisay kisi nay tumari khoprii pai
pestol rahki hoi hai
or tumsay sms karwa raha hai
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mager ab lagta hai jaisay goli maar di hai

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Naak aesi ho jaye gi agar msg karna chora to.:-)

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Jaise TSUNAMI ko SAMAJH NA MUSHKIL hai,
CYCLONE ko DEKH NA MUSHKIL hai,
BHOOKAMP mein REHNA MUSHKIL hai,
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LAGTA hai waise hi AAP KA EK SMS paana musquil haii….!

Question: How Much Space In ur Heart 4 Me ??
Choices :
100% … Write a Song n Send Me
90% … Send Me Lovely Sms
75% … Send Fwd Sms
50% … One Miss Call
25% … No Answer :S

Mere Sugar Se Mithay
Milk Se Goray
Aasman Se Oonchay
Samandar Se Gehre
Baraf Se Thanday
Aag Se Garam
Aur
Sab Se Be-Sharam Dost
Kabhi Tou Msg Kia Karo

My cell phone loves it when u sms:
its little face lights up,
bursts in to beeps and
has ur name written all over it.
I think u should sms more often,
i think it likes u!

A raindrop may look 2 smal 2 eyes bt
somewhere a thirsty flower await its fall.
A small sms may seem 2 smal 2 u but
somwhere a heart remembers u when it receives your sms.
Keep SMS’ing.

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2009-10-09T19:06:00.002+05:30

Acha Bhala Friend Tha
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Mene!!!!!!!

< ')|('> Gardan…
._/’\_. Ura di salay ki

SMS nhi krta
tha..
HuN!!!!!!!

Hello: itna sannata kyun hai?

Kitni der se sms ki ghanti nai baji?

Kia yeh sare network fuse hogaye?

Ya mujhe chahne waley kanjoos hogaye? :-)

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Acha Hai..??

To Rakh Lo..

Main Aur Le Loon Ga,

Paisay Na Dena..

Waisy Iss Ki Qeemat 10 SMS Lag Chuki Hai,

Aagay Aap Ki Marzi..!! ;-)

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SMS Na Karne Walon Ki Naak Aisi Ho Jati Hai..

SmS RATES…………
Year 2001: Rs 2
Year 2002: Rs 1
Year 2003: Rs 75
Year 2004: Rs 50
Year 2006/07: Free
Ab B SmS Nahi Karoogi To Kia Tab Karoogi
Jab SmS Karne K Pese Milenge…..

Aam zindagi-
“Yaar plz kuch sms to bhej diya karo.“

Mentos zindagi-
“Oye bhosrike,madharchod,chutiye.
Balance gaya maa chudane sms kar

Hum wo roshni hai jo dost ko roshan kar jayenge,

Tere pyar ki ek chingari se bhi jal jayenge.

Ek bar pyar se sms to karke dekh,

dafan hui kabar se b reply kar jayenge!

Chehre K Liye Mausami Ka Juice
Sehat K Liye Apple Ka Juice
Rang Nikharne K Liye Anaar Ka Juice
Khush Rehne Ke Liye Sms Kar Kanjus

Application
To
The Dost I Miss u

Subject
Kahan ho?

I beg 2 say that i’m student of ur Heart,
im very lonely
Mera jee nahi lag raha
So kindly grant me A msg!!!

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2009-10-09T18:32:00.001+05:30

Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai,

bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai,

Kahin aisa tho nahin ke ek pyara sa dost,

mujhse door ho raha hai.

Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,

najaro se door aur rahakar bhi khas lagte ho,

dusro ke diye SMS karte ho,

phir bhi smart lagte ho…

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GHOORO MAT

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CHALO sms karo:

Aaj Newspaper me padha ki doston ko sMs karne se dil ki bimari ho sakti hai..!

To aaj se BAND!!!

Kya Sms?

Nahi re!

NEWSPAPER

ThOrA GaRaM ThAnDa ZiYaDa PiYa KaRo

sMs ZaRa NaYa KiYa KaRo

AgR SmJh Na AyE To Hm Se PoCh LiYa KaRo

Hm sMs K DoCtOr HaIn

Hm Se RoZ Ek KhOrAk Ly LiA KrO

Agar Aap Ko Hum Par Gussa Hai To..

TAJ MAHAL Ko Phoro,

4 Minar Ko Torro,

Kutub Minar Ko Morro,

TITANIC Ko Elfi Se Jorro,

Magar SMS Karna To Mat Chorro.. ;-)

PADTE rho..?

Besharmo ki tarah

msg PADHTE rho,

Jab sharm aa jaye

to ek msg Kr dena

Thandi hai CoFFe garam kar lo,

Is PaTHar DiL ko thora sa NaRaM kar lo,

Tumharey hotey huwey InBoX khali hai,

Thori si to Dear sHaRaM kar lo.

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(! !) Oye Hello!

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(!!> Sun Rahe Ho Ke

.!!. Nahi??

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(‘,’) Aaj

Mujhe

.!!. SMS

Aap Ke Parosi Karen Ge Kya..??

Zimedari Ka Ehsas He Nahi . . .

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Now Go To

Messages

And Then

Inbox.

Now Select Some

Gud Messages

And

Forward to Me!

Logo Ko Msg Send Karne Ka Bhi Tarika Btana Parhta Hai..!

HaPPy BirThDay sMs

2009-10-05T19:38:00.001+05:30

Sending birthday blessings

Filled with love and peace and joy

Wishing sweetest things happen

Right before your eyes !

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,

apne dost ko kya uphar du,

koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,

jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...

Junam Din Mubarak Ho

Some like Sunday Some like Monday, But i like Your Birthday.Happy Birthday my sweetheart

A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY

MAMMA... START UR DAY WITH HER ... SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR

if lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother

A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy

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wishing u a day soft as silk.....

white as milk.....

sweet as honey&full of money.

may all ur dreams come true....

HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt

bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday

Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care

to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!

I know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I shall talk to you in person there, because I don't know to express my feelings in SMS.

Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..

Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.

In soft gleaming night of stars,

May all your dreams come true.

May every star of every night,

Bring love and joy to you.

Happy Birthday to you.

HaPPy BirThDay sMs

2009-10-05T19:30:00.003+05:30

Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...

Happy birthday...

Somebody up there Loves you

Somebody down here cares for you

Happy Birthday!!!

This msg has No Fat

No cholesterol n No Addictive

this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.Happy Birthday

Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy Birthday my sweetheart.

How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?

Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remember me when u certainly make it a big affair and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!

Many many happy returns of the day and May u Live lOng as Long as more Than Devil.

Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.

Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

Kick off ur shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake, light the candles, cut the cake. Make it a day, that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day..

A prayer: 2 bless ur way

A wish : 2 lighten ur moments

A cheer: 2 perfect ur day

A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away

hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come

happy Birthday .......

Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do. 'Today is a day of celebration. Why? xx years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my Friendly Inner Voice a very happy b-day. Hugs & Kisses.

HaPPy DiwaLi sms

2009-10-05T19:26:00.001+05:30

Diwali, Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,

sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai,

Mubarak ho apko ye "DIWALI"

Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,

Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,

Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur

apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.

* Happy Diwali *

Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,

Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,

Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,

Mubarak Ho Aapko, DIWALI ka Tyohar

I Pray to God to give U

Shanti,

Shakti,

Sampati,

Swarup,

Saiyam,

Saadgi,

Safalta,

Samridhi,

Sanskar,

Swaasth,

Sanmaan,

Saraswati,

aur SNEH.

SHUBH DIWALI...

Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,

Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,

Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,

Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,

Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,

Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...

Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,

Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.

Happy Diwali

Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,

Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,

Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...

Happy Diwali

HaPPy DiwaLi sms

2009-10-05T19:23:00.001+05:30

Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,

duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,

shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!

Wish u a very Happy Diwali!

Khushian ho overflow,masti kabhi na ho low,dosti ka surur chaya rahe,dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar, aisa aaye aapke liye DIWALI KA TYOHAR

Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen, Dukhon ka naas karen. Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare. Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me khusiya layen. Happy deepawali

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All wishing you a very very

HAPPY DIWALI!

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With gleam of Diyas

And the Echo of the Chants

May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life

Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

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"aaj se aap ke yaha...dhan... ki barsat ho,

maa laxmi ka... vas... ho, sankatto ka.... nash... ho

har dil par aapka... raj... ho, unnati ka sar par... taj... ho

ghar me shanti ka.... vas... ho

* HAPPY DIWALI *

Apun wishing u a wonderful,

super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas "HAPPY DiWALi"

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sanTa banTa sMs

2009-10-05T19:20:00.003+05:30

Titanic was sinking.

An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?

Santa: 2 KMs.

Englishman jumped into sea.

Englishman: Now, which direction?

Santa: Downwards!

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.

Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?

Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators

A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.

Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!

Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.

Santa: Kya naam hai uska?

Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"

Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".

Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.

How did santa tried to kill a bird??

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

Santa: I have swallowed a kay.

Doctor: When?

Santa: 3 months back!

Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.

Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?

Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.

In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon.

Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?

Santa: Suicide karne ke liye

Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?

Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

Girl: Will u marry me?

Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.

Jeeto: Thank u G

Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.

Jeeto: Thank u G.

Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.

Jeeto: Thank u G

Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...

Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta.

Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!

sanTa banTa sMs

2009-10-05T19:14:00.002+05:30

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.

Gangubai: Kaun ?

Santa: Main !

Gangubai: Main kaun?

Santa: Tu Gangubai

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal

Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?

Banta: Apple khane.

Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.

Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.

Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?

Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.

Santa: Who r u?

Girl: Seeta here.

Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.

Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai.

Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.

Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?

Santa: Very long...!

Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal.

Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.

Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?

Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?

Banta: Gold ring de de.

Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.

Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?

Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.

Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!

Santa: Why don't u cook something else?

Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.

When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more

Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.

Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.

Santa asked him: What are you doing?

Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!

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Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.

Jeeto yelled at santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be!

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."

Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata.

Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Santa : I am falling in love.

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Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho?

Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..

Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?

Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where..

Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report.
Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant".
Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de".

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Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"

Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.

Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?"
Banta: "B.A."
Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.

History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas

Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?"
Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."

Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.
Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!

Santa's shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.

Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

Teacher to santa: where were you born?
Santa: Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher: can u spell it?
Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.

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Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple".

(After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note)

Santa: "Shame on you God, you don't even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"

Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere".

After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.

Banta: R u ok?

Santa: Yeah!

Banta: Did u break anything?

Santa: No, there's nothing down here.

Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.

Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.

Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.

Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu

keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?

Santa: Ki karda master g,

jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.

The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.

Santa: I think I'll take the money.

Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?

A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'

Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega,

Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega,

Tab bhool jayenge zindgi ke gam ko,

Jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega.

Don’t rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure.

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To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!

I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I'd stand & wait in the world's longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?

Santa: Very long!

How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?

A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?

Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?

Banta: Me too, after u leave.

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.

Santa: Hai.

Frog: Nahin hai.

Santa: Hai.

Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.

Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.

Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

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Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.

Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

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Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats.

Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.

Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"

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One Of The Joys In Life Is Waking Up

One of the joys in life
is waking up each day
with thoughts that somewhere,
Someone cares enough to
send a warm morning greeting!
Good morning and enjoy the day!

Hearts Beat 72 Times A Min

Hearts beat 72 times a min,
Even if ur heart beats only once a min,
U’ll stil live coz 71 times my heart beats 4u..
Good Morning & Have a good day.

A Smile Is Like A Sim Card

A smile is like a Sim card
&
Life is like a cellphone
Whenever
You insert the
Sim card of a smile ,
A beautiful day is
Activated …

Good morning
&
Keep smiling

Wish You A Cool Morning.

In A Cool-Cool Morning
A Hot
Coffee
For
U
There Is No Cup & Coffee…
Your
Cell
Is
Cup
&
My
SMS
Is
COFFEE..
.
Wish U A COOL Morning.

Jaise 0 Errors Aur 5 Warning…

Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning…

Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning…

Every New Day

Every new day
Is a new chapter of life
Bringing new topics
New moments 4 life
I wish 2day all the good
Moments approach
Why to make your day joyful

Good Morning

A Prayer Can Go Where I Cannot Go

A prayer can go where I cannot go.
Through Prayers i can be with you
without being There.
I may be miles away
but my prayers
Will always be with You…

Good morning

A Fantastic Day For You

Flowerful morning
Colorful noon
Joyful evening
&
Peaceful night !!

Be happy
It going to be
A fantastic day 4 u

Someone Might Needs You

See how beautifully
God has added one
More day in your life

Not necessarily bcoz
You need it
But because
Someone else
Might need “u”

Good Morning (f)

How Good It Feels

“You have no idea how good
it feels to wake up every
morning knowing you are
mine and i am yours”
Have a great day ahead

God’s Blessings Come As A Surprise

God’s blessings come as a surprise
but
how much you receive
depends on
how much your heart believes !

May you be blessed beyond you expectations
Good morning …

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